Meet Casanova And The Virgin

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Casanova, the male half of the writing team of "Casanova and the Virgin." I can honestly say I do not think I have ever been paired up with a Virgin- for anything- much less a writing project. I try to surround myself with beautiful women (and the occasional old sow). They are more fun to be around and they occasionally give me some insight into how women think not to mention the fact that being seen with beautiful women can only enhance my reputation. I am more likely to be seen at a strip club in Charlotte than I am at a charity event. Most of my friends would say that strippers are my favorite charity. The poor women have to make some money to buy clothing somehow. Strippers just want my money and I can live with that. They do not want to change me and they do not require my blood, sweat, and tears. All they want are my singles and the occasional trip to the VIP Room. This blog is intended to be funny and take a light hearted look at male/female relationships from the viewpoint of the slightly male chauvinist pig (that would be me, Casanova) and the female "trying to keep the man down and not let him have a good time" (that would be the Virgin). We hope you enjoy!


Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh?Oh, it's my turn? Finally!! Wait a sec...let me open up a window...too much testosterone choking up the joint. Ah, that's soooo much better!! Dear Cas does have a certain essence... that lingers long after he has departed.

I am the Virgin! Defender of all that is decent and good for Womankind (well, maybe not quite decent, but always good)! I admit, "Virgin" is a bit of an overstatement, I'm about as pure as New York driven snow, BUT I have managed to escape the smarmy gropes of Casanovas. Momma said it's a Gift, but I think I have a sensitivity to bad aftershave.

Let me tell you, I've been paired up with some doozies, but this Casanova is completely off the charts! I thank Venus that I'm immune to his charm, I am Kryptonite to his Egomaniacal Force. I just want to ask one thing: Can I wear my tiara?